Write up in the paper, What a joke

*WARNING: The following letter contains strong language. Please do not read if easily offended.

The write up in the SUN

It's a joke right?

The Editorial in sunlive 6/3/15 page 12

Hope you never Paid for that Crap

Hunter WELLS, Who does he think he is

Hunter report the news keep you opinions to yourself

IF someone wants your F**ken opinion they will ask.

OMG that's Sad

What a pile of Worded 'crap is that S**T MR HUNTER?

You Smart ass Clown

Gave you some words.

what's all that crap? got to do with the market moving?

Its missed the Whole Point,

Whats with the weirdo Headline, that Says Nothing about it moving to the Village, Hunter wells you Dickhead, for one to even want to read your s**T?

That does Not even say the Market is moving OMG,

Well it kind of does negatively tho somewhere is all mix up of words

State the Obvious Hunter Wells

Hunter Wells If you having Nothing good to say don't say it at all

U Noob

This is what happens,

Its Called a fall out

T-H-I-N-k Hunter Wells, think

Mr Cleaver Pants,

T- Is is True ??????????????

H - Is it Helpful ???????????

I -Is it Inspiring ?????????

N- Is it necessary ??????????

K- Is It Kind ??????????????

See not thinking like you,

If the Village is Clinically Dead as you put it Hunter wells (could be true) Don't care

U are killing it before its even starts

But Never Know the Market may well suck the life back into it again

So if the market moving to the new site at the Village

Hunter Wells If Fails it's your fault right??

Its Your Co newspaper that you work for or at

that had the opportunity to do a Story, To 'make it work” at the Village, about the move you ran the Article, So should be your fault

Your paper The Sun that's failed to pull the punters

Newspaper the 'SUNLIVE do stuff like this should be thousands of people there, right? at the markets because your Newspaper is so good you ran the story

So why should it not be a success , HUNTER WELLS???????????????

The whole thing is relay on your right up???????????????? Yes>>>>>>>>>

So how can it fail IF your amazing Write up is so good, the big WOW Factor Hunter, NOT

Cant fail Hunter remember you did the story therefore it can't fail, Mr fancy word writing ' what a Gun”

But media been the media quick to Point the Finger & look for someone else to Blame, you at the media Love the Blame game,Nothing is ever your problem Hunter Wells Yes

Oh but I only do story's therefore cant be me

Its Your story that in your Paper at your place of Work, about the Market moving going to put your hand Up?

Or you real soft, so will point at others?

If its does not work.

What are you going to say (oh told you so)

Your website says Headline 'Sent Down the road” Send you down the F**Ken road, you Noob

Cant be Me Because My name is Hunter 'Dickhead” Wells

Hunter Wells Don't you show up at the market

Otherwise you going end up part of the 'living Dead” mate UP the Road

or in Clinically Dead village as you put it & be a ghost of the village

U did Better At School then most

U can tell by this email,

No fancy Cleaver writer like you, you're amazing, see why the Sun Media have you on their books

Its OK Hunter Wells don't worry your safe They can't fire you, you have more rights than them you're Lucky

Anyone could do shit writing, like that, twisted Garbage,

My year 10 child could out do you

Yep did read the paper on Friday & never sore it, here's the more likely, Reason ( headline Fish rods ) Plants, what's that got to do with anything HUNTER WELLS

Hello it's Not a Fishing Show, Maybe its the Hunter WELLS ego show

Don't Fish have no Boat, or Rod, So was thinking that story was about fishing, not about a market on the move

So you wasted your time, good on ya Mate

Never bothered reading it, it had fishing it ' your cleaver Hunter WELLS

For the 10% That do fish against the 80% that may like to go the market for whatever

Cant see the Link with Fishing & market apart from one guy who's sells fishing gear, did he paid you more than the lions Club, Hunter Wells????????

It was only another marketer that brought this to my attention & the plant guy in the picture, That said it was in the paper

Who's thinks your write up is a Joke, as well Hunter Wells

And another marketer, that said it was in the SUN ASS News

IF RABBIT Man wants to rabbit On He can on this, Bring it on Brain

I do read this paper & my wife has subscribe to SUN ASS Live website

Your 'Bag” the below Hunter Wells

Have a good dig at everyone mate??? Sleep well?????????????

Yet most are Grateful for the Markets

Grateful to

The Lions Club for running the Market & supporting Local Projects ( they run the Best Market in the BOP)

The Shopping Centre who have been so good, to letting the Sunday market run on their car park in the first place ( thanks you Bethlehem Shopping centre)

The Marketers

The Public , who show up, because without them there is no market

HUNTER WELLS

To mouth off Before the Market has ever got off the ground at the village

To Even bag the Village OMG

Hunter Wells good on ya mate what a helpful Person

To think the Loin Club paid your paper SUNLIVE Money for a ad for you to mouth off in the editorial next to the AD That's a joke

that ad paids your wages, Does it not HUNTER WELLS??????

IS That why Ads IN your Paper THE SUN Don't work Hunter wells???

Your write up, Is so, what cleverly, Smart ASS worded, so fancy, & so f**Ken Crappy , it shit

What a Crook of C**P

Who's HUNTER WELLS,? who does he think he is

Never heard of him, for one

Wow with a write up like that U need a paid rise mate

Media, For the, love of twisting a simple story, to writing a load of C**P

That what the Media do, Twist storeys all the time

does what you write do you ego well, feel good mate, warm fuzzes all round, HUNTER WELLS??

You can ask for a Paid Rise Now

But for you its all about been so fancy so cleaver

For you its about getting a News paper Media award, at the end of the Year because it's all about you, cleaver ass wow

Here's your reward Now

saves you wanting until the end of the year or next year

You get a big fat

0/10

From the readers of Sun Live, the public email one who thinks its good? What a amazing Write up

From the lions Club

The marketers at the Market,

From the Follows of the market , the public

& on behalf of Brain Rogers, Mr Rabbit, Save him doing it,

U get a 'F” For Failed

See TVNZ Fair go show, (the media) do ads awards right? for cleaver 'ness” & fancy smart 3D, stuff right??

Where it should be for the ads that got the most sales??

Because ads are Paid out of sales Not Cleave fancy smart ass s**T

TVNZ Want you to Brand 'get your Name out their” media again,

But they don't care about your Sales or Business, But the do care about the media Award For their own show & ego. At the end of the year

Lions Club

Listen up

Never in this life time ever get the media to write up your lions club editorials ( they have no, clue what your club or the market is about or needs, to the people of TGA )

Aft you do it, or you have a club Members do it

because only you know, your club, The Market, your public relations officer should be doing this. But all to view it & check it first before going to print

Best thing to write about is

Reason and benefits on what in it for others, whats the public can get out of it, or your services

In other word what in it for them

Never talk about yourself, that's to easy, People don't care about you,

Write about in terms what in it for the customer the Public my going to the markets.

'What's in it for them” For it if the public Don't Show there will be Nothing No market ( its has to be all about them)

You the club help them get what they want, (the public) & you the lions Club will get what you want

Gave in order to receive Ads

Put it this way, Gave 1 reason why one should go to the markets? or more whats in it for them??

Remember people are so self centred it's not even funny (Hunter wells) for 1

What in it for them Think of in their terms There needs

The headline is the ad for the ad

Get is right

Make the headline so powerful its makes people want to read what it is that you are offering,

Gave them reasons why the should go with all the benefits

The more powerful, the stronger the better

'The more you tell the more you sell”

NO Bethlehem / Tepuna Lions Market is Not a Heading ( because you think that's the most importing thing,) ego feeding

that goes at the bottom

Its not about the lions Club ( well it is) just not when doing Ad or Editorials

Don't ask the Newspaper to do it, they just want your Buck$, they do care on how its worded, read the Editorial That's ugly & real Sad

Never Get the papers to do this Its A NO NO

Hunter is feeding has own ego, doing has own thing, NO through of anyone else other than himself,

He is working on Media award at the end of the year Bid Silver CUP with his name on it, so he can make the front Page of has own Paper

Like the THE SUN, Paper, Its all about the Media award at the end of the year NOT You

Yep its 100% true 'test it, Test you ad Test the Write ups, TEST TEST TEST & retest & test again,

Everything the lions Club do to Promote themselves & or the market

'here why

'whatever you measure will improve” It's a true saying Not mind,

If you can find a way to measure, it, it will improve

Test it

News papers hate Ads 'tester” 'testing that is”

They think is Repetition get you name out there

Got get you name out They want you to brand, Branding, brand brand brand, wrong wrong wrong Fail

KFC can they have money to burn you don't, so don't ever go their They can brand,

Bet you this

Reason & Benefits, will out sell branding a Co, the Club, your name

NO ads ok

Is #1

Editorial are right it's the key

Your data base it best, your email List in your computer & FaceBook Social Media

Why? cost Zero

The paper cost money, Its has to Paid HUNTER WELLS has wages

It will out do Radio & newspaper ANY DAY

But you do it

Test test & more testing test them

can show you how FREE No charge

'The more you tell the more you sell”

Will Out sell Brand & repetition Any day

Test it

Remember its you Clubs money here that could goes into the community, it Not to fatten the SUN Paper owners Wallet, For doing shit Editorial

With a Ad that you paid for next to a S** t, 'write up

Which never say it, on Friday in the Paper Alf wonder how many other did the same?????????

Suck On this HUNTER WELLS

Ads Don't WORK Next to shit write up that's for sure

that's why U Test It, test this your Ads

Here why 85% of the people that pick up the papers to read the storeys or the articles NOT Ads

That leave 15% that read 'Ads”

Out of that 15% how many 'really” take action? on that ad they have just read???????? What 3-5% or less at best when was the last time you brought off a ad?

What the Big deal ??? so what???

Well you buy customers they are NOT FREE

Don't Bother Putting a Ad In the paper Unless you have you TEST in place First Otherwise you are waste money

IN other words Test & measure Everything you do to promote the Lions club or the Market At the New Site

This weekend going to test Your ad that's in the Paper, & the Big word, Man HUNTER WELLS Write Up, HUNTER Going to TEST,

How ??

Good point going to asking everyone that's there how they new about the Market.

Wiil gave you the numbers on how many read the Ad, and the write up OF Dick WELLS will do both

Divide the numbers my the Cost of the SUNLIVES Bill or any other advertising costs for the move to the village

You can only work this out my the number of people who came & Brought at the new site ( bag carries or the alike)

Not my the people who came & brought nothing, viewers

Because you paid for Ads out of 'sales” not out of nosey parkers or who show up, Don't count HUNTER he's just a suspect ,

For 1, paid for my site out of Sales Not out of wanders & just people been their

Get a Loin member to do this,

Next meeting bring this up

And talk about the writing up in the paper & you ask them who is it, was it, fair On what's there feely on it?????

Was it good for the 'Loins Club” ??

Anyway that will gave you the Cost of Each person that the Lion Ad PAID for to have them there that day

because the paper only last the one day, The day it came out ( not the week)

Had to go through the bin to find my copy,

Should Email ever business in THE WEEKEND SUN & phone them about Testing Ads, Hunter Well Good idea??????

Save Business thousands of Buck$ & they will make More money & therefore Be able to employ More Staff

Hunter wells your story

Just so much better than this email you have a better 'PS” way with words

Hunter Don't Bother emailing back

Have NO time for you

Mike reader of your paper – 1 don't forget to take this, number off you reader Numbers

Mike Winter

3 comments

Hunter Wells, good luck with your paid rise mate

Posted on 12-03-2015 12:22 | By Jolene Publique

A good example of why Keyboard Warriors should stay sober when angry. Quite funny though. Is everyone in the Lions Club in agreement with your views here Mike? I am not sure this would have been approved in the last Lions Club meeting..... A bit of education for others: Noob Religion Noobs follow a variation of the 1337 (sometimes 7331) religion, in which they worship the number in odd rituals and put altars in their forum avatars and signatures. They often call themselves 1337, which experts say is somewhat like calling themselves godly in a human language. It's best to not interfere with their religious fantasies and practices because that can lead to a noob uprising, which can turn a forum to mush in less than a week. A Hunter Wells uprising, should be worth a read!


I just think,

Posted on 13-03-2015 10:02 | By robin bell

he's upset,poor thing. Always knew it was crazy to close the lunatic asylums. Robin Bell.


Hit a raw nerve!

Posted on 15-03-2015 10:07 | By Calm Gully

WOW Hunter, you hit a raw nerve there. I didn't read all the above story, but from what I read, I can see Mike is angry about something, couldn't really pin point what was behind it, but Hunter's story was the straw that broke this camels back. I DO hope the markets go well at The Village. The markets have certainly got publicity (as they say any publicity is good publicity). Like Roger's rabbiting and Hunter's 'joke' this story was light entertainment. Thanks to The Weekend Sun!


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