Many years ago when I was young and gorgeous, a charter boat owner asked me if I'd allow casts to be made of my mammaries so that drinking vessels could be poured/made from them. They could then be used by his customers whilst out fishing, presumably in the absence of fish.
"What would my mother say?" so that answer was easy.
Now I see that some of our female Members of Parliament are rushing to have casts made of their breasts, in the interests of Breast Cancer Awareness of course.
So what would my mother have said today? That's easy. It's still not nice!
Make sure you get the casts back ladies or else you may find some of yourself being used for a different purpose.
Joye Adams, Mount Maunganui.