Tauranga makes it onto "stupid" roads list

Road works in Tauranga.

New Zealand has its fair share of confusing roads.

If we’re being honest, many of them are not only difficult to navigate but quite frankly stupid.

Kiwis are being forced to navigate intersections with dozens of turning combinations, busy and confusing roundabouts, roads to nowhere and countless other baffling road-related situations.

And it's not surprising that Tauranga has been mentioned on the below list.

1. The most confusing intersection ever?

A small residential street in Wainuiomata might just have the most confusing intersection.

An intersection in Wainuiomata has both a stop sign and a give way sign, leaving locals a bit bewildered. Photo: Stuff.

Sure, the Basin Reserve and the Te Aro one-way system might be multiple lane scuffle where multiple modes of transport fight for dominance. But at least the signs make sense.

Outside Arakura School on Norfolk St, two give way signs stand either side of a yellow painted line and the word STOP painted on the tarmac.

So which one is it? Stop? Give way? Some strange mix of the two never performed in the history of motoring?

Congestion at the Basin Reserve. Photo: Kevin Stent/Stuff.

2. Wellington’s Basin Reserve roundabout

While we’re on the topic, how many of us have fought for our lives trying to swap lanes while attempting to head around the Basin Reserve?

It’s a traffic choke point where cars, buses, electric scooters and e-bikes compete to get into one of the numerous lanes around the iconic cricket ground.

It’s apparently the country's biggest and busiest signalised roundabout, and where large amounts of state highway traffic squeeze into a constrained (and somewhat confusing) road layout.

It features two, three and four lanes depending on which part of the roundabout you find yourself, with three major entry and exit points and one major exit only route.

It clogs up traffic heading to the CBD, Wellington Hospital, to the Eastern and Southern suburbs of Wellington and the airport.

3. The Auckland intersection with 55 different turning combinations

That’s right – Warkworth's Hill Street intersection has 55 different turning combinations.

The cluster of five intersections within 30 metres is one of the country's worst. It’s complex and confusing and the community has been begging Waka Kotahi for a permanent fix for years.

Transport designer Roger Williams, who previously spoke to the Transport Select Committee at Parliament, said it was "the worst, most difficult intersection I have ever seen."

He described it as an eight-legged dog, the Herald reported.

"On some legs you have to give way to five different directions at the same time. That level of confusion is really bad."

A re-design has finally been proposed after decades of lobbying from the local community.

4. The street in Queenstown with no left turn except to KFC

A road sign that says a left turn is illegal “except access to KFC” in Queenstown popped up a few years ago to the amusement of passersby.

Not stupid, possibly annoying, definitely funny.

The sign is on the corner of Athol and Ballarat streets in Queenstown.

A turn-off lane leads to the fast food chain's drive-through entrance before it turns into a one-way road.

Traffic backed up at the central Blenheim roundabout on Main St/State Highway 1 as a train passes through. Photo: Derek Flynn/Stuff.

5. Blenheim’s roundabout with a rail crossing in the middle

Blenheim’s Main Street/State Highway 1 roundabout is a particularly complicated roundabout of five roads with a railway line running through the middle.

And that’s as dodgy as it sounds.

There have been reports of railway barrier arms regularly hit cars as drivers try to speed through the roundabout, and trains having to stop because cars didn’t make it across in time.

6. Is this Auckland’s shortest bus lane?

Picture this. You’re in one of the two lanes heading down Khyber Pass Rd, one of which turns into a bus lane.

So you merge into the right lane, like a good law-abiding road user, only for the bus lane to end two-bus-lengths later.

If you get stuck, or find yourself thinking it's not worth the merging hassle for such a short distance – you are wrong.

There is a camera, and you will find yourself the recipient of a fine. This is your friendly warning.

7. Tauranga’s roadworks from hell

While not a confusing road as such, Tauranga’s roadworks are not only difficult to navigate but fall into the blood-boiling category.

It’s been over a year of roadworks on Cameron Rd, and they’re still on stage one. Lanes change frequently, so you can never predict where you will be diverted.

Buses stop in the bike lanes, and you can’t stop outside shops or dairies any more – so local business is suffering.

Some of the diversions have you running in circles, drivers end up sitting in long traffic delays, and people are executing illegal u-turns and iffy manoeuvres to get where they need.

Last month, when television breakfast host Matty McClean visited the Bay of Plenty, he was “shocked at how bad the traffic was, how awful the road closures were and how utterly chaotic the city was”.

The intersection of Tuam and High streets used to be the home of 20 traffic light poles. Photo: Stacy Squires/Stuff..

Honourable mentions

They might have been remedied, but I can’t not mention the 20-pole traffic light intersection in Christchurch and the planter boxes in Palmerston North that were supposed to protect cyclists but instead caused crashes.

The intersection of Tuam and High streets was the home of 20 traffic light poles, which were installed by Christchurch City Council in October 2016.

At the time, locals and an urban designer criticised the site for being unnecessarily busy and confusing, with one local calling it an “appalling eyesore”.

Car crash into the new temporary bollards on Pioneer Highway. Photo: David Unwin/Stuff.

They’ve since reduced the number to six.

Meanwhile, in Palmerston North, coloured planter boxes that temporarily protected a cycle lane were on their way out last year after the mayor declared them “a disgrace”.

The line of plastic containers on Pioneer Highway supposed to protect cyclists just confused motorists and raised worries that someone would be left seriously injured.

Some of the boxes had blocked parking spaces and were being clipped and crashed into by cars, which adjusted their placement and caused more risk to those on bikes.

Correction: An earlier version of the story incorrectly said Te Weteni Dr in Hamilton remained closed off. The road is now open. November 23, 11.55am.

-Rachel Moore/Stuff.

15 comments

Is it created on purpose ?

Posted on 23-11-2023 09:51 | By an_alias

Yeah I think it is, we have C40 cities and Agenda 2032 all are pushing you are bad and cars are bad.
You must walk everywhere and its all mans fault for climate changes.
Amazing what one can do when you close down any debate and say you are the science.


Chaotic is a good word

Posted on 23-11-2023 10:38 | By jed

"Last month, when television breakfast host Matty McClean visited the Bay of Plenty, he was “shocked at how bad the traffic was, how awful the road closures were and how utterly chaotic the city was”.

Yet, we have Brendan Bisley still in charge! He is ruining Tauranga roads, and businesses. Ann Tolley doesn't care because she lives in Ohope, nor does one of the other commissioners who lives at Lake Hood in rural Canterbury!

But, the people say, we'll just vote Ann Tolley out!! Thanks to Mahuta, we can't.

My solution would be to run these road upgrades 24x7 , fully staffed, imported labour if necessary. The works could have been finished in a month if people put their minds to it.


Optimism!

Posted on 23-11-2023 11:00 | By Astoreth

For once, a news article that makes things (Tauranga roads in this case) seem a lot better than they really are..


Brendan? Nope.

Posted on 23-11-2023 12:32 | By Ratchet

Sorry Jed, hate to correct you, but Brendan's not in charge anymore...


Obvious

Posted on 23-11-2023 13:10 | By Feruno

Waka = canoe. Kotahi = who knows !!! Since all the name changes have been made, clearly at the demands of iWi, all have collapsed. Why, maybe staff changes have been made to emphasise the name changes. If you don't know the department name changes, research, and see how they have all Failed miserably. The 'commissioners' of Tauranga MUST answer to the disaster the roads have been ( FLOWER BEDS in the middle AND SIDES of roads designed to create accidents and congestion ), and are going to be to the future. A cycleway to cross over Wairoa bridge which local Maori decided they won't allow after $Millions were spent and congestion for MONTHS. Bring ELECTED Councilors BACK. ENOUGH


But wait, there’s more

Posted on 23-11-2023 13:17 | By Shadow1

And more, and more. I think you’ll find it has been around 3 years of disaster for Cameron Road motorists, businesses, pedestrians and even cyclists. From a road which was well liked, had easy and convenient parking for everyone, and of course was the direct route to everything in town to becoming an unused road lined with poor retail outlets going broke in front of our eyes. This is a terrible indictment of the governing Commission. Many of us who comment on these articles are well experienced in road construction and maintenance. We won’t ignore the pathetic “playing at building a road “ which we are experiencing. I’m sure the new Minister of Local Government will tidy it up. Obviously the Commissioners weren’t as experienced as they claimed.
Shadow1


The Master

Posted on 23-11-2023 13:25 | By Ian Stevenson

Yes, planned, deliberate, intentional that the mess is made worse.

No one should be surprised at any of this, TCC are the 'Master' of taking something that is ok, and "fixing" it... it a heap lots worse than before, the only question is how much worse?

If TCC left town, a one way trip... Tauranga would be a lot better off.


Ratings

Posted on 23-11-2023 15:12 | By Let's get real

This is about looking good in the statistics debates around the country. There is no mention anywhere about cities being easy to navigate or about being an inviting place to establish a business because of great infrastructure, but there are numerous statistics based reports focused on crashes and incidents causing injury and death. Stationary traffic might not cause deaths and serious accidents, but is it causing problems to emergency services trying to attend other events...? You only need to watch the pandemonium around the poorly sited hospital when the lights and sirens are started, to answer that particular question. Traffic needs to flow, and the sooner the office workers in their ivory, eco-friendly towers understand that, the better the city will become. I genuinely worry that councils around the country have a massively over-represented number of card carrying Green Party members. Green policy will destroy the country


No Escape for TCC

Posted on 23-11-2023 17:01 | By Jukay

To "The Master" Ian Stevenson's comment: The TCC commissioners would have been sacked for incompetence after one week, had they been employed (in error obviously) by a well managed, professional business. Once sacked, they'd have to leave town in the middle of the night, otherwise they'd be prevented from doing so by traffic jambs, orange cones and marry-go-round detours.


Wait up a minute.

Posted on 23-11-2023 18:06 | By Cynical Me

Fairness to people is required.
The Commissioners did not begin the work on Cameron Rd it was done by the previous council. They had their minions from the legal dept and their highly paid, outsourced Legal experts write the contract and they and the previous mayor, council and CEO approved and signed it.
Perhaps we should get that bit right. Not that I have much regard for the commissioners and their agenda set up by 10b and his mates with Maa hooters.


We are all so over it

Posted on 23-11-2023 19:36 | By nerak

but hey it's Christmas. Can someone please make the $1800 backside a pretty Christmas hat, of ....road cones :)


Jed

Posted on 24-11-2023 07:40 | By Potofstu

I would like to point out that a certain residential building on fourth Avenue has stopped night works in the area.


Fundamental conclusion

Posted on 24-11-2023 08:49 | By jurgen

No surprize here as a major road user in a country with no to hopeless public transport even in the major cities compared to equivalate other developed countries.

Fundamental conclusion I have is what ever roading and town planners are taught is not in the best interest of the travellers, economics or common sense. Not to mention the bureaucrats idyllic forward thinking which is flawed on so may levels.


bollards, um no!

Posted on 24-11-2023 11:10 | By Mike Peter

Those are not bollards on Pioneer Highway!
Caption: "Car crash into the new temporary bollards on Pioneer Highway."


Tauranga Wins

Posted on 25-11-2023 07:25 | By Thats Nice

And Tauranga wins this award - easily and yes, the whole purpose is to get rid of our nasty cars and all ride pushbikes and scooters. What an absolute shambles that our cbd has been ruined with minimal shops, reduced parking and now outrageous $ being spent on buildings that will end up empty that we will be paying for many many years - very sad.


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