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What could happen if a dog continued to chase parked cars, run into sliding doors, or have a nasty experience with Photoshop.

Today's column is short and sweet. A bit like my friend Millie.
I was supposed to write it at home, but we all know, the dog ate my homework. Oops, I guess that was me.

I'd try to frame Ady, but she's too smart for that. Smarter than a certain dog in our street. Dimwit is so stupid, he chases parked cars. If you ask him a ‘knock knock' joke he goes and barks at the door. Tell him 'good boy”, and he looks around for him.

And speaking of dog jokes, here is one.
These are the answers from dogs when asked 'How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?”

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants...

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

The tale end:
'Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.” - Groucho Marx