17:44:51 Wednesday 20 August 2025

Move over macrons: try an arselet

I enjoyed Rogers Rabbits last week titled: ‘Boycott this nonsense: Stamp out invasion of the macrons' (The Weekend Sun, June 13) about the NZ Geographic B ard wanting to rename Otumoetai by putting a macron above the U.

I think it should be renamed the Geographic Bored because they've obviously got too much time on their hands, rather like me in a way - except they get paid for it.

Come to think of it, a change to Geocrapic Bored may be even better.

I've come up with an alternative to a macron, which I call the arselet.

It is a round symbol like an O but divided by a line like so:

Unfortunately, the keyboard on which I type has no method of creating such a symbol, but maybe The Weekend Sun can design it?

My suggestion is the arselet symbol be either placed above or included in any words or phrases that are politically correct.

The arselet symbol would immediately identify not the pronunciation of words, but that their meaning should taken as being full of ####.

T Brown, Tauranga City.

6 comments

What renaming?

Posted on 22-06-2014 14:14 | By waxing

Methinks T Brown is making an arse of himself, as he somehow appears to think that Otumoetai is an English word.


Otumoetai

Posted on 23-06-2014 13:16 | By Murray.Guy

A maori name that defines a geographical area, captured by the english language. It's my opinion maori have 'right to the haka' and I wouldn't presume to have the authority or mandate to tell maori how it should or when it should be carried out.


compensation

Posted on 23-06-2014 13:37 | By Captain Sensible

The Europeans have never been compensated for the use of letters stolen from their alphabet by Maori. I think compensation is well overdue as far more fickle alleged actions have seen $billions go the other way.


Otumoetai,

Posted on 23-06-2014 20:36 | By robin bell

is not an English word.Nor is it written in English.The alphabet we all use is Latin,derived from Greek,Iranian,Sanscrit,Aryan etc.If you don't like Macrons,why bother with the dots over "i".Of course you could always use a double "u".What a lot of fuss about nothing. Robin Bell.


cap'n

Posted on 24-06-2014 09:47 | By robin bell

RUBBISH as per usual. Robin Bell.


Mooree

Posted on 24-06-2014 12:45 | By waxing

Hi Mooree. I'm assuming you're not worried about pronunciation of words, including your name. Otherwise you would know that the macron indicates pronunciation, just like other symbols are used in other languages.


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