The Hobbit 2: The Desolation of Smaug

The Hobbit 2: The Desolation of Smaug

Starring: Martin Freeman, Ian McKellen, Richard Armitage - Dir: Peter Jackson

Everyone criticised the first Hobbit flick for being a bit long and boring, but the second one certainly makes up for it.

Not by being shorter but by stuffing almost every minute full of action. It’s so quick and exciting that you hardly notice there is only the barest of stories: dwarves travel to find a dragon in a big mountain; they find it. That’s yer lot.

But Peter Jackson keeps it all good fun. The middle third is one long chase as the company escape some irksome elves and are chased by orcs and elves along a river. Everything that didn’t quite work about the Brontosaurus stampede in King Kong has been fixed – the pace and sheer complexity of the running battle is exhilarating.
Martin Freeman’s Bilbo also comes into his own in this film, no longer as irritatingly prissy, he starts to show true grit and gets more interesting.  

And there are new additions in the form of Orlando Bloom’s Legolas, who has abandoned the idea of acting and simply glares with his eyes opened wide, and a female Elf – since there are no girls in Tolkien – who they try and shoehorn into a relationship with a dwarf (isn’t inter-species sex, like, illegal?). There’s also Luke Evans and Stephen Fry and lots of Benny C’s dragon. What’s not to like? 

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In The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman our eponymous hero (Shia LaBouef) travels to Bucharest on the advice of his mother’s ghost (Melissa Leo). There he falls for a troubled Romanian cellist (Evan Rachel Ward) after her father dies next to him on the plane. Yes, really. Magical realism and misadventures ensue, more Kafka than comedy, and taking a darker Something Wild turn after the appearance of her gangster ex (Mads Mikkelsen). Director Fredrick Bond keeps a sure and very European tone for what is essentially pretty preposterous material.


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