Health scare over the weekend: It's not very good but I couldn't help adapting an old nursery rhyme:
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds
and whey
Along came a spider
Who sat down
beside her
And proceeded to say
I hope that's not
from Fonterra.
More like Fonterror really.

Tim Pickford, Bethlehem.