To the person who damaged our green Mazda Demio two weeks ago. The vehicle was legally parallel-parked in Clarke Street while we visited the Tauranga Public Hospital on Monday afternoon. The impact of the collision, as you drove your vehicle into ours, pushed our vehicle sideways on to the footpath. You must have known what you did. Unfortunately, you did not leave us your contact information. We would have accorded you some respect if you did.
We must pay the first several hundred dollars of repair under terms of the ‘excess' component of our insurance contract because of your incompetence you have demonstrated to us. We do not appreciate the white paint from your vehicle on ours. We hope you like our green paint on yours.

Kevin Patmore, Arataki.