Further to your editorial on lunatic labelling, how about adding the latest Ministry debacle. I refer to the gobbledygook Ministry of Primary Industry - what does it mean? Everyone understood MAF - it said in plain language what it was. Let's have layman's language to describe exactly what they are. No wonder the poor Chinese don't know what is going on.
How much money has the MPI spent on re-inventing itself? Printing all the new letterheads and everything change requires.
Anyway I am sure you and some of your readers come up with more names for this MPI (doesn't roll off the tongue either!), such as:
Ministry of Prattish Incompetence
Ministry of Political Idiocy; Ministry of Pillocks and Idiots... The list could go on!, over to you.
By the way, with all the ‘leaks' from various Government Departments I have come up with a new metaphor, we seem to be employing a Plethora of Plonkers.

Tim Pickford, Bethlehem.