You've been Trumped

You've been Trumped
Anthony Baxter - Starring: Donald Trump, a bunch of ordinary folk

You've been Trumped is a riveting spectacle: a documentary front seat as Donald Trump bullies and manipulates his was into creating a golf course – inevitably it will be 'the world's greatest golf course” – on one of Scotland's last unspoiled wilderness dunes, land prized both ecologically and scientifically.
It's a David and Goliath struggle as a handful farmers and home owners who have lived on the land for decades and generations find their properties will possibly be subject to Compulsory Purchase Orders and that their coast, once the preserve of everyone, is about to become a playground for only the very wealthy.
What follows is an uneven struggle and Trump, his flat expression, awful hair and dead eyes appearing like a relentless devouring great white shark, is obviously unconcerned at how his actions – from outright lies to the grossest of insults about those who stand in his way – will affect his reputation. His company's approach is equally ruthless and the clearly complicit nature of the local police force is alarming.
I wouldn't normally quote another review but I'll make an exception. The Toronto Star calls it 'a shattering chronicle of greed, hubris and stupidity.” And I really can't think of any better way to put it.
Warning: This documentary might put you off watching The Apprentice forever as catching sight of The Donald will probably produce uncontrollable nausea.

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