I am an avid reader of the stories you publish on behalf of your political correspondents. There is a good balance between the sublime and the ridiculous which one comes to expect from politicians.
Unfortunately I have noted over the last 6 months that your correspondent from the Western front seems to not only have lost his compass but also to have lost touch with the English language.
To assure me that the missive published on July 6 contained some constructive gems to solve the problems of WBOPDC and was not a phantasm or the ramblings of a Philadelphian pettifogger, I wonder if it would be possible for someone on your staff to translate the missive into understandable English.

Garry Webber, Katikati.