12:55:15 Tuesday 26 August 2025

Not the New Year resolutions

Hone Harawera – Humbug. I'll tell you at Matariki.

John Key – Drink less tea.

France Rugby coach – Get the eye gouging in earlier in games.

Captain Mauro Balomanga – Sign up for a Coastguard Day Skipper course (basic level).

Winston Peters – Be a bit less humble.

Phil Goff – Make a major contribution to NZ politics (done).

Kate Middleton – Have a baby. Be Queen. A big bum for sister Pippa - b***h.

Kim Jong-Un – Finally get round to reading 'Dictatorship for Dummies”.

Camper Driver's Association – Take it a bit steadier on the roads.

Tauranga City Council – Hand back some ratepayers money. Hahahahaha, only kidding.

…….And a few from beyond the grave:

Steve Jobs – Finish development of iGod 2.

Amy Winehouse – Find a f****** bar around here.

Osama bin Laden – Who cares now? The Jews were right.


Who's would you add?

3 comments

And a few beyond the grave

Posted on 03-01-2012 08:32 | By tuiruru

Glen Miller "Where did you say we are now?"


And a few beyond the grave

Posted on 03-01-2012 08:38 | By tuiruru

Robert Falcon Scott: "This compass points North, right? So do we go forwards or backwards?"


Beyond the Grave

Posted on 03-01-2012 14:01 | By tuiruru

Thomas Andrews Jr (http://bquot.com/90d) Strengthen the rivets and plates at the front....


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