Alliance fights global warming myth

FAD leader Skip Tikkel welcomes a nice warm day.

Following more scientific evidence that the Earth is indeed warming up, a new group has formed to take up the cause against such nonsense.

‘Here we go again,’ says a report by the new group FAD (Facts Are Dangerous) whose chief mover is believed to be the nation’s most accurate predictor of weather, earthquakes, and anything else, Ken Ring.

“Stop listening to scientists, and we’ll all be okay,” it goes on, outlining the conspiracy that is clearly taking place by world governments, business, and intelligent people doing independent research.

FAD has grown rapidly since forming on Christmas Day, and will formally launch itself on April 1 as a: ‘spokesman for the ordinary bloke in the pub, who really understands what’s not going on.’

Groups already signed up include the Tauranga Astrology Club, Western Bay Association of Homeopaths, Bethlehem Healing with Crystals Group, and Psychics Anonymous (‘You’ll know where the meeting is’).

Church leaders have also rallied to the cause, led by Roman Catholic Bishop Roger Boyes who said today: “Anything that promotes faith is good and should be encouraged, people are often confused by facts, and shouldn’t really be encouraged to think about logic, reason and facts. God says so.”

Meanwhile Ken Ring is rumoured to be building a portfolio of properties in Papamoa and a string of low-lying islands in the Pacific and will invite investors to join him.

“Sea-levels rising? We’d put our faith in a Ring any day!” say FAD.