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Hone Harawera – Humbug. I’ll tell you at Matariki.
John Key – Drink less tea.
France Rugby coach – Get the eye gouging in earlier in games.
Captain Mauro Balomanga – Sign up for a Coastguard Day Skipper course (basic level).
Winston Peters – Be a bit less humble.
Phil Goff – Make a major contribution to NZ politics (done).
Kate Middleton – Have a baby. Be Queen. A big bum for sister Pippa - b***h.
Kim Jong-Un – Finally get round to reading “Dictatorship for Dummies”.
Camper Driver’s Association – Take it a bit steadier on the roads.
Tauranga City Council – Hand back some ratepayers money. Hahahahaha, only kidding.
…….And a few from beyond the grave:
Steve Jobs – Finish development of iGod 2.
Amy Winehouse – Find a f****** bar around here.
Osama bin Laden – Who cares now? The Jews were right.
Who’s would you add?
Posted on 03-01-2012 14:01 | By tuiruru
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