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The Beehive was awash with excitement today with the announcement that government scientists may have discovered the elusive Peters boson, otherwise known as the ‘Cod Particle’.
This tiny particle, which some believe is essential to fully understanding the deepest mysteries of the Theory of Politics, appeared prior to the election, making trademark quantum jumps from one constituency to another, then, just as people were beginning to accept it as reality, it disappeared in a nanosecond.
Scientists were hopeful that the Peters boson would explain the missing elements of political matter, but fear that the particle will simply ‘not matter’, or instantly generate a state of ‘who cares?’
The Peters is also commonly referred to as the ‘Cod Particle’, being considered by lady scientists of a certain age to be ‘tasty’, existing in a pressurised environment, and by most as definitely ‘fishy’.
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