Show you believe – get drunk, get laid!

How's your mantelpiece looking now it has a can of beer in pride of place? Well, following the advertising campaign showing Steinlager beer returning to its 1980's style white can, and it's catchy byline to 'save one for the All Blacks”, others are jumping on the nostalgia bandwagon.

Premium condom makers Hardaz announced today that to celebrate the last All Blacks' victory in 1987, they will be releasing collectors' sets of black condoms, and encouraging 'our unconditional supporters” to place a pack on the mantelpiece ready for the inevitable outcome of rugby victory – blokes getting drunk and horny.

Amazingly, since Steinlager announced their Facebook page where beer-lovers can upload their tasteful mantelpiece photos, it appears that some people still have original white cans from the 1980s.

Why they would is a good question, until it became clear that the, er, hardcore Hardaz faithful have similar collections of old condoms kept in wait for the next World Cup victory.

We asked collector Johnny Kieper to explain.

'It's about dedication really. My wife and I remember the '87 night very well, and pledged to keep a packet handy to celebrate the next final win.

'It's been a while, but here's hoping.

'We have also kept the two we used that night, and they are in pride of place in a frame over the mantelpiece too.

'We are doing it for the team, not the big prizes being offered to post a photo of our condoms on the Hardaz website – that would just be cynical.”

Hardaz CEO Andy Rubber summed up the feeling: 'We have given unconditional support to the All Blacks for 25 years.

'Well, conditional on us giving them money and them giving us advertising space capitalising on their reputation; actually, but anyway, look to your mantelpieces! Get drunk! Get laid! Beer and sex! Go the All Blacks!”

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